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inspired by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' Watchmen
www.thebushwickbookclubseattle.com

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BIG BLUE WIENER by Mike Votava

You don’t need super powers
if you want to turn me on
just put your costume on
hanging out with night owl
just an ordinary man
with only two hands

The Television’s providing the play by play
getting naked on the couch
boobs are popping out
He awkwardly offers an apology
I tell him its ok
but we both know that it’s not

The TV audience starts clapping when he’s done
I’ve fallen victim to his premature ejaculation

A big blue wiener is all I see
don’t point that thing at me

I can’t go seven panels without mentioning his name
or dreaming of his face
Experiencing every moment simultaneously
it is hard to comprehend
the world will soon be going nuclear and you’re nowhere to be found
Dr. Manhattan’s not around
He left when he was needed most
now he’s walking on Mars
Feeling sorry for himself

Your omnipresent aura is driving me away
how could you choose to love me when you knew I’d leave you some day

A big blue wiener is all I see
don’t point that thing at me

Exoskeleton
Foreshadowing
Has forsaken me
the Exoskeleton is absent
from the final scene

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from Rorschach's Journal: original music inspired by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' Watchmen, released March 29, 2012
recorded/produced by Mike Votava at MJV Studios, Seattle WA

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The Bushwick Book Club Seattle Seattle, Washington

The Bushwick Book Club is not your run of the mill book club. When we read books, we also want to write songs about them. And when we write songs, we like to perform them for an audience. So we book shows, and invite an audience to read with us!

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